Okay, folks, Mrs. F is bored, and put in a tape. (We have at least unpacked our tapes.) This is the most awful movie ever made, done up by the MST3K guys (that's Mystery Science Theatre 3000). It's:
Manos: The Hands of Fate
This is the worst movie of all time, and certainly one of the top three MST3K episodes of all time. If you're a MSTie, and haven't seen this one, find it, somehow. Anyway, mere words cannot express the total badness that this movie exudes. "My name is Torgo. I take care of the place, while the master is away."
Two thumbs way up!