Used to be, I couldn't even spell web author, and now I are one! Ah, humble beginnings.
Well, I guess introductions are in order. My name is not Frank. It's something else. But as there are not one, but two boring stories for how I came to be known as Frank, that'll have to be a story for another time. Also, I have an addiction of sorts: I collect hobbies. I'm currently in rehab for it, but I still suffer from occasional bouts of neophilia hobbititis (a.k.a. "Gosh, I love new hobbies"). More on that later, too.